OFFICIAL WARDEN ANNOUNCEMENT! Completely public.

[buywithme]

Comrades, If you should encounter a situation in which my inmate: "Barron Sharpe" is aggressively removing his gloves at you, I would like to officially authorize punching him as an acceptable preventative measure against his trying to hold your hand.

Under no circumstances should you allow him to hold your hand.

Comments

[Private - Barron]

[darknessb4me]

[You can hear the eyeroll.]

Yes, I'm sure you think you're far too savvy to take any of this seriously.

[Private - Barron]

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

You make that sound like a bad thing.