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Prefect ([personal profile] buywithme) wrote2010-04-13 09:49 pm
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Video/Open Jail Spam

[Citizens Channel, Easily hackable]

[Video clicks on, and Prefect is grinning widely at the camera. He looks slightly haggard and slightly more malnourished, but his eyes glow with the fevered light of one who is completely indoctrinated and loving it. He locks both arms over his head, stretches, and begins:]

Citizens! Companions!

Is today not a glorious day to live in the service of our Lord and Master? The sun is high in the sky, the gaseous clouds which plunged us into perpetual twilight last fall are almost entirely receded, we may soon be having a permenant change in the weather, and all prisoners remain in excellent health!

[Oh he's so proud of that! He's practically glowing with happiness! Then he jabs a finger towards the screen.]

And to all of you pamphleteers and would be revolutionaries and assassins? Well, I'll almost certainly be seeing all of you soon!

[He grins so widely it looks like he's going to break something, before reaching forward to kill the feed.]


[/Video]


[Glancing down at his watch, Prefect notes that in exactly three minutes and forty two seconds, it's time for the prisoners to be fed. Grabbing the cart which contains the meagre rations the prisoners survive upon, he sets off towards the holding cells.]

[OOC: Anyone in the jail? Political prisoners/roaming guards/newly arrested bitches/anyone who's in the jail for any reason at all and would like to spam? Feel free to hit me up, multiple threads welcomed!]

[Edited to add: In a note for his fellow prison officers:]

Fellow servants of our Lord and Masters, I'm... I had a troubling conversation with someone recently, would you mind giving me your thoughts on this?
una_persson: (o rly?)

[personal profile] una_persson 2010-04-15 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Sorry, Prefect. Una has decided to cheer herself up BY FUCKING WITH YOU.]

Your face ...

[She twists her face into a fairly accurate mimicry of his horrifying grin, then relaxes.]

Rictus of facial muscles. One of the symptoms.

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2010-04-15 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
[As Una mimics his hideous grin, Prefect unconsciously mirrors her, grinning back. When she explains her reasoning, the grin stays wide.]

Oh, I don't have that. I'm just in high spirits today, Citizen!

[Just like he is EVERY DAY.]

I appreciate your concern though!
una_persson: (o rly?)

[personal profile] una_persson 2010-04-15 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Una shrugs a little.]

Well ... you might want to be careful of your food, you know. Just in case. It could be gradually introduced. You might not even know...