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Prefect ([personal profile] buywithme) wrote2010-04-13 09:49 pm
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Video/Open Jail Spam

[Citizens Channel, Easily hackable]

[Video clicks on, and Prefect is grinning widely at the camera. He looks slightly haggard and slightly more malnourished, but his eyes glow with the fevered light of one who is completely indoctrinated and loving it. He locks both arms over his head, stretches, and begins:]

Citizens! Companions!

Is today not a glorious day to live in the service of our Lord and Master? The sun is high in the sky, the gaseous clouds which plunged us into perpetual twilight last fall are almost entirely receded, we may soon be having a permenant change in the weather, and all prisoners remain in excellent health!

[Oh he's so proud of that! He's practically glowing with happiness! Then he jabs a finger towards the screen.]

And to all of you pamphleteers and would be revolutionaries and assassins? Well, I'll almost certainly be seeing all of you soon!

[He grins so widely it looks like he's going to break something, before reaching forward to kill the feed.]


[/Video]


[Glancing down at his watch, Prefect notes that in exactly three minutes and forty two seconds, it's time for the prisoners to be fed. Grabbing the cart which contains the meagre rations the prisoners survive upon, he sets off towards the holding cells.]

[OOC: Anyone in the jail? Political prisoners/roaming guards/newly arrested bitches/anyone who's in the jail for any reason at all and would like to spam? Feel free to hit me up, multiple threads welcomed!]

[Edited to add: In a note for his fellow prison officers:]

Fellow servants of our Lord and Masters, I'm... I had a troubling conversation with someone recently, would you mind giving me your thoughts on this?

[identity profile] equalsfive.livejournal.com 2010-04-14 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
[O'Brien blinked at the use of 'comrade' but didn't comment. That was odd.] Hence why you need a two minute hate. It channels it towards the real enemies, and not... this mess.

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2010-04-14 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Prefect knits his brows, still smiling.] Who are the real enemies? I don't believe we've ever had anyone more important than the mess in here...

[identity profile] equalsfive.livejournal.com 2010-04-14 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[O'Brien shrugs,] That's the idea. You need someone bigger than these people, to unite people, to be a focal point of hate.

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2010-04-15 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
But who would that someone be? [Prefect is fascinated by your theories, O'Brien, do go on!]

[identity profile] equalsfive.livejournal.com 2010-04-15 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know... who did the Master overthrow? What happened? [Ooops. Giving away that you're not from here, O'Brien.]

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2010-04-15 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
[At the mention of someone being overthrown by the Master, Prefect claps his hands over his ears and starts humming merrily]

BEST. REACTION. EVER.

[identity profile] equalsfive.livejournal.com 2010-04-15 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
[That reaction, O'Brien could understand, and it made sense in his mind for Prefect to be the one doing it, but he wanted an answer. He reached over and pulled one of Prefect's hands way from his ears,] Well, surely it was a glorious day when he did so, why wouldn't you want to talk about it?

It's all to impress you!

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2010-04-15 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Prefect worked at worming his hand out of O'Briens grip. He'd never been particularly fond of extended periods of physical contact, and he didn't like this upstart young Prison guard taking liberties!]

It was a glorious day when our Lord and Master, who for so long ruled our world in times of darkness, chose to step forward and enjoy the cascades of magnificent light and take a direct hand in the destiny of our world! In fact, it was so glorious, it almost seems like our world didn't exist at all before he came forward to us!

[He gives a nervous laugh.]

[identity profile] equalsfive.livejournal.com 2010-04-15 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
[O'Brien nodded, accepting that response, because it was beyong orthodox.]

You're a goodthinker, comrade. Keep it up.

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2010-04-15 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Prefect dropped his hands to his sides and smiled gratefully. Maybe O'Brien was a spy sent by the Master? Not that it mattered, since Prefect had clearly impressed him.]

Thank you, Brother!

[identity profile] equalsfive.livejournal.com 2010-04-15 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
[O'Brien, again, was almost surprised when Prefect used 'Brother', but didn't say anything.]

It's only the truth, comrade.

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2010-04-15 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Prefect continued to grin, looking to all the world like O'Brien had just sold him a catalogue full of expensive junk that he didn't need!]

It's still very reassuring to hear it, brother!