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Prefect ([personal profile] buywithme) wrote2010-04-13 09:49 pm
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Video/Open Jail Spam

[Citizens Channel, Easily hackable]

[Video clicks on, and Prefect is grinning widely at the camera. He looks slightly haggard and slightly more malnourished, but his eyes glow with the fevered light of one who is completely indoctrinated and loving it. He locks both arms over his head, stretches, and begins:]

Citizens! Companions!

Is today not a glorious day to live in the service of our Lord and Master? The sun is high in the sky, the gaseous clouds which plunged us into perpetual twilight last fall are almost entirely receded, we may soon be having a permenant change in the weather, and all prisoners remain in excellent health!

[Oh he's so proud of that! He's practically glowing with happiness! Then he jabs a finger towards the screen.]

And to all of you pamphleteers and would be revolutionaries and assassins? Well, I'll almost certainly be seeing all of you soon!

[He grins so widely it looks like he's going to break something, before reaching forward to kill the feed.]


[/Video]


[Glancing down at his watch, Prefect notes that in exactly three minutes and forty two seconds, it's time for the prisoners to be fed. Grabbing the cart which contains the meagre rations the prisoners survive upon, he sets off towards the holding cells.]

[OOC: Anyone in the jail? Political prisoners/roaming guards/newly arrested bitches/anyone who's in the jail for any reason at all and would like to spam? Feel free to hit me up, multiple threads welcomed!]

[Edited to add: In a note for his fellow prison officers:]

Fellow servants of our Lord and Masters, I'm... I had a troubling conversation with someone recently, would you mind giving me your thoughts on this?

[oh goodie, he thinks he's a citizen]

[identity profile] doeswhatido.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[[The tone is nervous, sheepish.]]

Will...what about the wall? Was it ever...finished? What if they get in, we aren't supposed to talk them, right?

[Colour us 100% fooled!]

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[The tone from this end isn't worried. It sounds joyful, singsong even.]

Don't worry about any of that, Citizen! All of it will be taken care of by the appropriate departments!

[this is fucking beautiful ;_;]

[identity profile] doeswhatido.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[[He clears his throat.]]

Do we know what...w-w-weapons they have? What if...w-what if they have bombs!? There could be more in there than we think! N-Not...I'm. I'm scared for everyone, I'm so sorry. I just...worry about my family.

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[[Prefect might sound concerned for a split second before the blind faith returns to his voice]]

Don't worry, Comrade! As long as you and your family are loyal to our great and glorious Master, there is nothing in the world for you to fear! No weapons or bombs or soldiers could ever match the glorious might of the clenched fists of his troops!

[identity profile] doeswhatido.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Even if I saw a Citizen go on the Barge just earlier this morning?

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
That can't be! Why would one of us do something like that? You must be mistaken, Citizen!

[identity profile] doeswhatido.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
S-She said she. Wanted to see. What it w-w-was like.

I tried to stop her, but she wouldn't stop running...I watched her go in. I didn't know what to do...I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said anything at all...I'm

I—

[[Zzzt feed ends.]]

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, Comra-- Citizen? Are you still there? Are you listening? Brother? Companion? Oh... oh dear...