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Video/Open Jail Spam
[Citizens Channel, Easily hackable]
[Video clicks on, and Prefect is grinning widely at the camera. He looks slightly haggard and slightly more malnourished, but his eyes glow with the fevered light of one who is completely indoctrinated and loving it. He locks both arms over his head, stretches, and begins:]
Citizens! Companions!
Is today not a glorious day to live in the service of our Lord and Master? The sun is high in the sky, the gaseous clouds which plunged us into perpetual twilight last fall are almost entirely receded, we may soon be having a permenant change in the weather, and all prisoners remain in excellent health!
[Oh he's so proud of that! He's practically glowing with happiness! Then he jabs a finger towards the screen.]
And to all of you pamphleteers and would be revolutionaries and assassins? Well, I'll almost certainly be seeing all of you soon!
[He grins so widely it looks like he's going to break something, before reaching forward to kill the feed.]
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[Glancing down at his watch, Prefect notes that in exactly three minutes and forty two seconds, it's time for the prisoners to be fed. Grabbing the cart which contains the meagre rations the prisoners survive upon, he sets off towards the holding cells.]
[OOC: Anyone in the jail? Political prisoners/roaming guards/newly arrested bitches/anyone who's in the jail for any reason at all and would like to spam? Feel free to hit me up, multiple threads welcomed!]
[Edited to add: In a note for his fellow prison officers:]
Fellow servants of our Lord and Masters, I'm... I had a troubling conversation with someone recently, would you mind giving me your thoughts on this?
[Video clicks on, and Prefect is grinning widely at the camera. He looks slightly haggard and slightly more malnourished, but his eyes glow with the fevered light of one who is completely indoctrinated and loving it. He locks both arms over his head, stretches, and begins:]
Citizens! Companions!
Is today not a glorious day to live in the service of our Lord and Master? The sun is high in the sky, the gaseous clouds which plunged us into perpetual twilight last fall are almost entirely receded, we may soon be having a permenant change in the weather, and all prisoners remain in excellent health!
[Oh he's so proud of that! He's practically glowing with happiness! Then he jabs a finger towards the screen.]
And to all of you pamphleteers and would be revolutionaries and assassins? Well, I'll almost certainly be seeing all of you soon!
[He grins so widely it looks like he's going to break something, before reaching forward to kill the feed.]
[/Video]
[Glancing down at his watch, Prefect notes that in exactly three minutes and forty two seconds, it's time for the prisoners to be fed. Grabbing the cart which contains the meagre rations the prisoners survive upon, he sets off towards the holding cells.]
[OOC: Anyone in the jail? Political prisoners/roaming guards/newly arrested bitches/anyone who's in the jail for any reason at all and would like to spam? Feel free to hit me up, multiple threads welcomed!]
[Edited to add: In a note for his fellow prison officers:]
Fellow servants of our Lord and Masters, I'm... I had a troubling conversation with someone recently, would you mind giving me your thoughts on this?
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Comrade!
[He gives Prefect a slight nod,] Your broadcast was exceptionally concise and well presented. I must commend you on your dedication, comrade.
RIGHT AFTER I POSTED THIS, I SAW THE TWO OTHER PRISON SPAMS DIRECTLY BELOW IT, AND FELT BAD :C
Why thank you, fellow Citizen! Anything to elevate the glory of our Lord and Master!
[He does a little spin of happiness, keys jingling at his belt.]
And how are you finding your new responsibilities!
SALRIGHT. AFTER I POSTED, I SAW THE OTHER TWO AND FELT BAD TOO. we can have lots of prison stuffs
[A pause]
Does Comrade Beatty always burn things outside? Isn't that a waste of resources?
PRISON IS THE BEST! THEY NEED ALL THE LOGS!
Yes, yes! It is very important that we dedicate all that we can to upholding the greatness of his name! Forgive me, you'll have to remind me exactly what duties you've been assigned?
[He nods enthusiastically at the other man's question about Beatty.]
Ah yes! He is really quite an expert pyrographer! As for waste? The way I see it, as the Master approves, so must we!
VICTORY FOR THE PRISON GUARDS.
So... he approves of him burning things with little reason? Alright, comrade.
KINGS OF THE MASTERWORLD!
That is an excellent application of your abilities, Citizen! I am thrilled to be working with such a loyal and well intentioned individual!
[He continues to grin from ear to ear.]
Well, It's certainly not my business to inquire upon the purpose of Beatty's fires, and I have full faith in his loyalty, to the point that I can't even begin to imagine him illegally burning!
OR MAYBE JUST CELLBLOCK THREE! besides. Kings are unorthodox, prefect. NAUGHTY TOTALITARIAN.
I, comrade, am happy to be working with someone who finds great enthusiasm in our leader.
[He has a glance outside at Beatty, then turns back to Prefect, changing the subject entirely,] You know what this place needs, comrade? Two Minute Hates.
Bawww I'm sorry Comrade :C
I don't believe I'm familiar with such things, what are two minute hates, O'Brien?
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The Masters enemies? But our great lord and Master has no enemies of any significance!
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BEST. REACTION. EVER.
It's all to impress you!
It was a glorious day when our Lord and Master, who for so long ruled our world in times of darkness, chose to step forward and enjoy the cascades of magnificent light and take a direct hand in the destiny of our world! In fact, it was so glorious, it almost seems like our world didn't exist at all before he came forward to us!
[He gives a nervous laugh.]
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You're a goodthinker, comrade. Keep it up.
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Thank you, Brother!
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It's only the truth, comrade.
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It's still very reassuring to hear it, brother!