Prefect

Things are better now than they have ever been before, because no one from any time but this has ever had so much stuff as we have! Work hard, buy with me, and live your dreams, and some day you may truly have it all! Thank the great and glorious providence of the Factory that you have a good job, here in the Factory's central processing department, where you can serve the Factory with full access to all of it's wonders! Think of those poor people on the far eastern extremes, working out in the assembly lines, just work hard, fulfill your function, pass your evaluation, and you will want for nothing.

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I like talking to you, Comrade.