Jan. 23rd, 2009

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Sam?

The Vampires are out now, what happened to no one being left on their own. I mean, I've barricaded my door, so I don't think I'm in any trouble, but It would be nice to have some consistency in your random decisions on how the barge should be run.

After ten minutes or so this is added:

Sam, the Admiral gave me a pile of gunpowder, and I'm giving wardens a ten percent discount, because as a collective you're more desperate and unprofessional and you'll probably need it more.

After another ten minutes:

Are you ignoring me? You do realize this is your job Comrade? Just because you're paranoid and don't appreciate the financial benefits that this could open up to me isn't an excuse for you to shirk your duty as a laborer in the service of this organization!

At long last:

...

Are you dead?

...


Master, if Sam is dead could you bring him back to life please? If you don't then this is an entire page of unnecessarily expended effort on my part.

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Jan. 23rd, 2009 06:48 pm
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Tony? Sam and I were slightly distracted en route to rescuing you, so you might have to hang in there for a bit...

Uh, Master, could you bring Sam back to life again?

So we know that there's a pit leading to lave directly outside my door, and there's a spinning ball of death on the way to the stairs...
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Master, could you bring Sam back to life again please?

Okay, so there's lava, spinning ball of death, arrows that come from the cracks in the walls, and a pool of piranhas to avoid...
buywithme: (you don't want to buy things?)
Okay, so lava, ball of death, phirannas, arrows, acid vat.

Master, could you bring Sam back to life again?
buywithme: (facepalm)
Master could you bring Sam back again please?

We forgot about the Ball of death...
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[Prefect dashes down the stairs after Sam in a state of nigh panic, glancing over his shoulder as he finally escapes from the death trap level. There is literally no way this floor could be as bad as the last one was...

Turning back to face Sam, Prefect feels a sudden flutter of affection in his stomach. Why he'd even been worried he doesn't know now, of course Sam would get them through the traps eventually, it's all part of his wardens quiet, controlling charm. Now is not the time to think about Sams strange new attractiveness though, he should probably try to find Peter! Running around like a little boy can not be a good idea right now, so Prefect takes off into the corridor, stealing a wistful glance over his shoulder to check if Sam is looking at him as he goes to look for Peter.]

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