buywithme: (Calm Prefect)
Prefect ([personal profile] buywithme) wrote2009-08-15 04:04 pm

Private to Arntzen

Okay, Comrade, having reviewed journals, past actions and specific dissidence? The following people are most likely to assist you in trying to escape without trying to kill you:

Major Henry West
Dr Horrible
Charlie Prince
Adam Monroe
Namor

These people organized the closest the barge has come to a non-homicidal overthrow of power, and have all expressed an interest in escaping and getting organized. Charlie Prince is probably... the least stable of them, while Namor was the least involved in the planning stages. West, Dr Horrible, and Adam all seem quite rational. There were obviously others involved, but most of them are less...

...Less reliable.

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2009-08-15 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I don't think you'll find anyone willing to help you.

[identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com 2009-08-15 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You expect me to believe that no one else here would take any opportunity to arm themselves? Yeah, right.

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2009-08-15 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Comrade, they'd arm themselves. Not you.

I don't think you appreciate the exact variety of maniacs we've had to deal with here.

[identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com 2009-08-15 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
All the more reason to get out of here quickly.

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2009-08-16 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
All the more reason not to give you a weapon.

[identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com 2009-08-16 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
You said there were others who weren't as reliable. What if I want to talk to them?

I'd need a weapon, right?

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2009-08-16 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Comrade, reliable is a polite way of saying "insane". I mean, these people... they... torture each other and eat each other and break down and kill people then forget it ever happened.

[identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com 2009-08-16 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Care to give me some names as to who I should be looking out for?

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2009-08-16 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Tobias Hankel - Multiple personalities will kill you
Baby - Eats people
The Marquis De Sade - Probably not evil, but creepy
The Master - All kinds of things
Elle Bishop - Torture's people with electricity.
Syla--
James Kir--


These are just the first ones I can think of. You should be careful of everyone, Comrade.

[identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com 2009-08-16 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Hold up.

That second name-- she eats people?

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2009-08-16 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Baby. I think it was just one incident, but she ate two people during a port.

Also, she set fire to the library and has an extremely annoying voice.

[identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com 2009-08-16 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Well, she did tell me to bring protection.

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2009-08-16 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
...

You absolutely deserve what you get, Comrade.