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Prefect ([personal profile] buywithme) wrote2009-08-06 08:56 pm

67 - Voice post!

[There's a considerable amount of background noise to this post, as Prefect has clearly set off into one of the more busy parts of town.]

Okay, so, No one died, no one was tortured, nothing terrible happened, and now we're at a port which... actually doesn't seem that bad. So far? I'd say this is my favorite overthrowing of the dominant power structure, so I think it would be a good idea to quit while we're ahead and never do it again please.

[There's a little pause, along with the sound of a locals voice close to the communicator, followed by a slight scuffle as Prefect retreats quickly. When he speaks again there's a slight agitation in his voice.]

Which is not to say that this place is anywhere close to perfect, Comrades, the entire concept of even attempting to get clean in those--

Just--

Uh, I'd rather not think about it actually.

[OOC: Prefect found the Roman Bath houses! Also, repost so it's AFTER Kirk's announcment]

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-08-08 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
"I was really expecting that story to be a lot better then it actually was."

[He drowns his sorrows in his drink, finishing it off entirely and signaling for another.]

"Do you have any good stories? Or are all they all kind of shitty like that one?"

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[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2009-08-08 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
All shitty.

[Prefect replies shortly, before finishing his own drink and pushing his glass forward for a refill. Kirk's paying. It's all good.]

How about you?

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-08-08 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
"I have awesome stories!"

[Kirk grinned and lifted his glass in a toast to himself, pretty much.]

"I saved the world and then there was this other time that I drove a car off a cliff and I also have totally had sex with an Orion."

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[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2009-08-08 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Prefect looks thoughtful for a minute.]

I had alien eggs laid in my stomach and when they hatched the alien ate it's way out.

[That was kind of a good story!]

Oh, and I sold this bag of cocaine to Tobias Hankel and he took too much and cut open my wrist and my thigh with a screwdriver. And stabbed me in the neck with it.

[Pause.]

And I got killed by The Daleks twice and Charlie Prince once and The Master loads of times, and--

[He continues listing.]

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-08-08 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Kirk doesn't need to hear the rest. He has the perfect thing for them to start toasting to.]

"To living!"

[He clinks his glass against Prefect's, completely interrupting the recounting of deaths.]

"And coming back to life!"

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[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2009-08-08 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Prefect lets himself be cut off, because really listing his deaths isn't cheering him up any, and drinking might!]