I had alien eggs laid in my stomach and when they hatched the alien ate it's way out.
[That was kind of a good story!]
Oh, and I sold this bag of cocaine to Tobias Hankel and he took too much and cut open my wrist and my thigh with a screwdriver. And stabbed me in the neck with it.
[Pause.]
And I got killed by The Daleks twice and Charlie Prince once and The Master loads of times, and--
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Date: 2009-08-08 01:03 am (UTC)I had alien eggs laid in my stomach and when they hatched the alien ate it's way out.
[That was kind of a good story!]
Oh, and I sold this bag of cocaine to Tobias Hankel and he took too much and cut open my wrist and my thigh with a screwdriver. And stabbed me in the neck with it.
[Pause.]
And I got killed by The Daleks twice and Charlie Prince once and The Master loads of times, and--
[He continues listing.]