[Prefect looks thoughtful for a minute.]

I had alien eggs laid in my stomach and when they hatched the alien ate it's way out.

[That was kind of a good story!]

Oh, and I sold this bag of cocaine to Tobias Hankel and he took too much and cut open my wrist and my thigh with a screwdriver. And stabbed me in the neck with it.

[Pause.]

And I got killed by The Daleks twice and Charlie Prince once and The Master loads of times, and--

[He continues listing.]