Comrade, I know that. There are no ugly alpha plusses.

[Prefect gives a slight huff, he didn't mean it like that. Plus? Now Kirk is totally hitting on him.]

I just... I don't know why, but I attract people who are... Look, the point is? even if I did want to have sex? I don't need you to help me find someone, and I'd regret it afterward when they were clawing at my door with their stupid ugly purple coat all irate because I'm not talking to them.

[Oh yeah, you'd better believe Prefect remembers that stuff!]