004 - He's enjoying this way, WAY too much!

[buywithme]

Comrades! Brothers! Sisters! Brothers who are sisters and sisters who were brothers! I know you're all secretly loving this! In regards of the sudden and spectacular rearranging of our needs, I would like to let you all know that for the next day I will be selling feminine hygiene products and masturbatory aides at a price that is practically GIVING THEM AWAY!

This may never happen again, never before have I said "seize the day" and meant it so very much!

Comments

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Oh my god...

A drink. You and Peter are going for a drink. Well, that wasn't what I had in mind, but I guess it's alright.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

And what exactly did you have in mind dare I ask?

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Never mind. Don't worry about it.

...do you have any chocolate among the "aides"?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Interesting that your mind goes straight from my meeting with Peter to the "aides" I have to offer.

How deeply should I be reading into this comrade?

And of course my friend, chocolate is part of my permanent stock.

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Ha-hah. Don't read anything in to it. I'm not the Master, I don't like my Warden like that.

Really. What do you want for some chocolate?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Too late.

I'll accept anything you feel like parting with for it. It's not particularly rare or valuable, just extremely comforting. Make me your best offer.

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Hrm. Let me see if there is any in the kitchen first, before I decide to trade with you or not. You know, it'll be better if I got it free.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was going to suggest checking the kitchen, but I didn't want to willingly throw away a sale.

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

I'm not surprised at that. Anyway, I'll get back to you if the Admiral decided to hate us even more and take away our chocolate privilages.