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[buywithme]

Brothers, Sister, Comrades, let me make it absolutely clear that in my formative teenage years I was absolutely nothing like that, and I have no Idea where you came up with the idea that I was a serial killer, because I wasn't! I just... had a lot of books about other serial killers. That's all.

Anyway, the point is, that's over now, and like all floods, it in no way resembled reality, thank god.

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Please! His ears are his greatest weakness

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Prefect, I don't think you understand that we're going to have a drink together no matter how many excuses you come up with. We're friends now. You said it yourself.

:c

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Things you say in floods don't count!

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they do. For example, I now have a deep love for the game of chess. And you, now have a deep fondness for me. It's okay. You can admit it.

Strikes readable. He's making a HILARIOUS JOKE.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Never!

Nothing to admit, Comrade.

:P

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm going to be at your room in three minutes. Be ready.

He's totally writing this in his underwear, from his mattress.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

What? I'm not ready!