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[buywithme]

Brothers, Sister, Comrades, let me make it absolutely clear that in my formative teenage years I was absolutely nothing like that, and I have no Idea where you came up with the idea that I was a serial killer, because I wasn't! I just... had a lot of books about other serial killers. That's all.

Anyway, the point is, that's over now, and like all floods, it in no way resembled reality, thank god.

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MANCRUSH: GO.

[supersuitup.livejournal.com]

But capitalism is the driving force of the world-- I mean, at least, the successful parts of it!

Hey, where I come from, we even have an amazing game show that quizzes people on their knowledge of the consumer market and are rewarded with prizes of turtle wax and dune buggies.

[PROUDLY]

I can name the retail price, down to the cent, of any product you show me.

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[There is a long, awed pause. Then very slowly, the label of a contemporary hair care product which Prefect bought off Claire appears on the page.]

[supersuitup.livejournal.com]

[There's a pause as Barney calculates, and then recites the price. Followed by:]

Hey, do you have any in stock?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I have one bottle! For sale at the aforementioned price, or any barter of equal worth.

[supersuitup.livejournal.com]

Oh my god...

SOLD! I've got the cash right here!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Deal! Would you like me to come by and drop it off, Comrade?

[supersuitup.livejournal.com]

Sure! It just so happens I'm in my room as we speak.

AKA: BRO.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Well, what's your cabin number, brother?

PRIVATE - This could be wrong? I'm too lazy to look it up

[supersuitup.livejournal.com]

Level 6, Room 15. Uh, could you like... make sure there's no angry cowboy around before you knock?

Private

[grayatonement]

....

Are you all right?

Private

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Just embarrassed.

How about you? I've not seen you in a while...

Private

[grayatonement]

I'm fine.

1/3 - Just needed a place to comment

[smile4thepeople.livejournal.com]

Hey, I heard you're the man to go to if I need to get my hands on some goods. Is that true?

2/3

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...

3/3

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Is this some kind of joke?

1/3

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Yes, Comrade! What can I do for you?

2/4 WHOOPS!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Is what a joke?

3/4

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4/4

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Oh...

[smile4thepeople.livejournal.com]

...I need a bottle of scotch..

Why the hell do you look exactly like a younger me? Do you have an ability?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I might be able to get scotch if you give me some time, or you could have a bottle of gin immediately?

I don't know. I just do.

...

You're Peter's brother, right?

Filtered away from Peter & Claire

[smile4thepeople.livejournal.com]

I'll take the gin. Try to get that bottle of scotch, though.

Yeah. Nathan Petrelli.

I'm sorry to keep asking, but I'd really like to know more about this whole appearance thing. Hell, you might be a long lost twin.

Filtered away from Peter & Claire

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Okay, Comrade. That'll be $10, or the approximate value in miscellaneous goods or services.

I don't know what to tell you, brother Comrade, sometimes... things like this just happen. I mean... it's never happened to me before, but people have confused me with you a few times before. I'm pretty sure I don't have any brothers.

Filtered away from Peter & Claire - Nathan's like OMG ILLEGITIMATE CHILD OF THE FUTURE

[smile4thepeople.livejournal.com]

That better be some good gin. Where can I buy it from you?

And maybe because we look damned near identical. I can't believe I'm asking.. What year are you from?

Filtered away from Peter & Claire - ACTUALLY... He might be right there XD

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

You could come to my room to get it, or I could drop it off to you, whichever you'd prefer.

When I left? The year was 236 A.O.