60 - He didn't like being beaten up.

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Comrades, this? Is an excellent example of why we celebrate our mid life crises by buying fast cars and sleeping with strangers instead of stocking up on colouring books and assorted high sugar food like substances. There is a reason why we grow up and thank god we do.

Childhood didn't seem that bad the first time around.

Brothers, sisters, next time you're reminiscing for your lost youth? Just remember the last few days, and reconsider.