buywithme: (BAT!)
[personal profile] buywithme
[The video function is switched on in a flurry of wings and tiny feet, and the only shot you get to see, is one of a bat. A bat, retreating down a difficult to identify corridor.

In it's tiny feet claws, there is clutched some kind of vitally important document, which wafts in the breeze behind it.

Over the next several hours, the communicator will continue to record, and the bat makes SEVERAL RETURN JOURNEYS FOR MORE DOCUMENTS. It is seen robbing multiple cabins and from time to time, it drops lumps of guano, like tiny gifts for those who crossed it's path.

After a few hours, the bat is beginning to get tired. It wants to nest in someone's hair! And possibly bite them! It would like to spread a little rabies if it can! But until it can find a suitable nest/victim, it shall continue it's crime spree.]


[Prefect!Bat will totally reply to comments (although he's only understandable to other animals) and any spamming would be glorious!]

Date: 2012-10-14 01:40 am (UTC)
notascheap: ([the cat]: come back later)
From: [personal profile] notascheap
[There is a cat. Just watching you over the network. He SEES you.]

Whatcha doing?

Date: 2012-10-14 02:21 pm (UTC)
notascheap: ([the cat]: hello?)
From: [personal profile] notascheap
...what kind of documents?

[MAYBE HE CAN USE THEM LATER. He will be tilting his head in studiously disinterested curiosity. He's a cat, after all, this is how things work.]

Date: 2012-10-16 12:46 pm (UTC)
notascheap: ([the cat]: don't fall in)
From: [personal profile] notascheap
Planning on going somewhere, are we?

[GRIN GRIN as his tail flicks back and forth.]

Date: 2012-10-17 01:56 am (UTC)
notascheap: ([the cat]: come back later)
From: [personal profile] notascheap
Doesn't sound so secret then.

[Boredly.]

Date: 2012-10-17 03:41 pm (UTC)
notascheap: ([the cat]: come back later)
From: [personal profile] notascheap
You want to hide your crap in my shiny craphole.

[Well that's...vaguely interesting. He straightens out, stretching his paws out in front of him and starts licking methodically.]

Whose passports? And for what kind of safekeeping?

Date: 2012-10-18 12:32 pm (UTC)
notascheap: ([the cat]: come back later)
From: [personal profile] notascheap
Why would you need more than one passport? Unless you're multiple people.

Fine. I will be here, BYOT.

And watch for the cat.

Date: 2012-10-19 11:39 am (UTC)
notascheap: ([the cat]: hello?)
From: [personal profile] notascheap
I meant the other cat.

[He'll just let you stew on that, bat.]

[ Spam ]

Date: 2012-10-14 01:56 am (UTC)
mustelidean: (No YOUR Face)
From: [personal profile] mustelidean
[The door to Dean's room has been propped open since early on in the flood, so Dean has been making frequent trips back to check on it; he's been doing a bit of thievery himself, nothing half so discriminate or concentrated as Prefect's, but nonetheless there's been a lot of movement in and out of this room.

And Dean is beginning to wonder if he should bribe someone to guard his door, because this is the second goddamn time he's come back to find someone in his room trying to take his shit. Although the raccoon trying to make off with his gun made more sense than the bat rifling around on his writing desk.

Nonetheless he goes off in all his chittering, ferret glory and flings himself at the chair, aiming to climb up and stop the intrusion.
]

[ Spam ]

Date: 2012-10-14 02:27 am (UTC)
mustelidean: (Intent)
From: [personal profile] mustelidean
Hey!

[Damn these short little legs - the claws are useful and he hauls himself up bodily, then spends a few seconds trying to figure out how to get up onto the top of the desk before just launching himself up.]

Getthehell out of myshit, yougrabbycloudrat!

[ Spam ]

Date: 2012-10-15 06:04 am (UTC)
mustelidean: (Peer)
From: [personal profile] mustelidean
[What... the hell... is even going on here. Dean gains the desktop and wastes no time whipping around in preparation to come down with all the righteous, chittering fury of a glorified rat on the intruder, and then it... ...quits?

He hesitates, planting himself firmly on the liberated papers, and sniffing down at the creature huddled in the drawer.
]

[Spam]

Date: 2012-10-14 03:23 am (UTC)
timesbureaucrat: (hound--eyes)
From: [personal profile] timesbureaucrat
[Narvin, like Dean, isn't happy with the thievery. Unlike Dean, he has long legs, good for running and jumping in the air after the documents the bat has nabbed.

RunrunrunrunrunLEAPrunrunrunrunrunLEAP. One of these leaps maybe he'll get enough height to put a stop to this terrible crime and save the paperwork that is being held hostage.

He howls and yips as he runs. It's not understandable to humans, but to other animals it's "Freeze! Drop that document at once or else I shall be forced to take extreme action!"]

[Spam]

Date: 2012-10-15 02:00 am (UTC)
timesbureaucrat: (it was't supposed to do that)
From: [personal profile] timesbureaucrat
[That high pitch is rough on his sensitive hearing; he falters in his leaps for a nanospan. He howls back:]

It certainly was not! I have a system!

Spam]

Date: 2012-10-16 05:13 am (UTC)
timesbureaucrat: (quirk?)
From: [personal profile] timesbureaucrat
My system is logical and efficient!

[He sits and stares at the top of the closet, knowing that it's far beyond reach for now.]

Where, exactly, will you be re-filing them?

[Spam]

Date: 2012-10-14 11:04 am (UTC)
unweeping_willow: (Not. Backing. Down)
From: [personal profile] unweeping_willow
[There seems to be a trend of people less than happy about thievery; Willow is one of them - although it might be more territorial than anything else. If the bat comes into her space, she will swipe at it.]

[Spam] ......DX

Date: 2012-10-14 11:50 pm (UTC)
unweeping_willow: http://butterflydarlin.insanejournal.com/23001.html (what's this?)
From: [personal profile] unweeping_willow
[She steps down before him, crouching down.] What are you doing?

[Spam] Yes! That. Totally.

Date: 2012-10-16 05:18 pm (UTC)
unweeping_willow: http://butterflydarlin.insanejournal.com/23001.html (talking)
From: [personal profile] unweeping_willow
Don't believe you. [Bats do not love filing; nobody loves filing.]

Date: 2012-10-14 11:52 am (UTC)
darknessbeforeme: animal flood (badass motherfuckers)
From: [personal profile] darknessbeforeme
[Arthaspony doesn't even look twice when the bat goes overhead. Stealing important documents, yup.]

People are going to give you shit about this later, Prefect.

Date: 2012-10-18 08:02 am (UTC)
unweeping_willow: http://butterflydarlin.insanejournal.com/23001.html (puppy dog pout)
From: [personal profile] unweeping_willow
Try it again?

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