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[Video clicks on, and look! It's filming a devastatingly handsome young man, as he whispers something in a girls ear. She slides her arm around his waist, leans forward, and they kiss, deeply. The camera wobbles, and it's clear that whoever's filming them probably isn't... supposed to be filming them.]

I did that. I gave him that. My god he was so tragic before I kindly intervened, just some poor unfortunate soul who could barely say his own name without stuttering. Now look at him.

[There's a fond sigh from behind the communicator.]

He has everything he wanted, and I think in this case I was especially generous in the deal I offered. What I asked for was completely useless to him...

[And now the camera swivels back around to Prefect. He's a senior, seventeen and looking quite a bit older by now, and although his legs are currently in... leg form, rather than fin form, there are still scales creeping up his neck, identifying him as not quite human. Currently he's sitting on the grass, quite near to the greenery of the forest.]

We all have problems, don't we. Him, perhaps more than most, but there's something for everyone. Worried about your grades? Have a problem with a teacher? Have a problem with a student? I myself happen to love solving problems. [He rolls over, sprawling onto his back in a rolling, squamous gesture that might have a hint of the tide about it.] I like using my talents to help people. The miserable, lonely, and depressed. Never feel ashamed, dear friends. Never doubt that I am here for you.

[Then he smiles, wide and bright and possibly not entirely genuine.] Do you want to see what he gave me? In exchange for confidence and good looks? [He pushes his shirt up, in one quick motion, and points the camera at his chest.] Ta-Da! See, he was never going to use them for anything and I was getting tired of being the only one who didn't have a set of my own... so...

[The camera focuses, and Prefect's free hand is now pointing at one of his nipples. Yes. Really.]

Even though they're purely decorative, you mammals all seem to think very highly of them, and they were pretty much the only thing he actually had going for him before I intervened, so...

[Shrug. Seems like a pretty generous deal to him.]


[ooc: Prefect is the son of a sea witch (thing Ursula from The Little Mermaid) and he's got a reputation for specializing in transformation magic, love spells, fairy tale bullshit, and a love for bartering, deal making, and contracts. Right now he's lounging around on the grass near the edge of the grounds, feel free to spam if you'd prefer <3]

Date: 2012-07-28 03:11 pm (UTC)
breakingmyheart: (teen | serious)
From: [personal profile] breakingmyheart
You'll be suspended for doing that.

[She's not as sure of this as she sounds but dude, you took his nipples.]

Date: 2012-07-28 04:52 pm (UTC)
breakingmyheart: (teen | mm?)
From: [personal profile] breakingmyheart
Just because you wrote something down and got it signed doesn't automatically make it legal.

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Date: 2012-07-28 04:49 pm (UTC)
ichoosefight: (so detective what brings you here?)
From: [personal profile] ichoosefight
Dude, creepy.

Think she'll care?

Date: 2012-07-28 04:53 pm (UTC)
ichoosefight: (hell if i know)
From: [personal profile] ichoosefight
This is all going to end in tears, I can tell.

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Date: 2012-07-28 05:15 pm (UTC)
thestarishere: ([barge high]: ruh-ro)
From: [personal profile] thestarishere
...you startin' a collection or somethin'?

Dude, that is so not right.

Date: 2012-07-28 05:33 pm (UTC)
thestarishere: ([barge high]: ummm)
From: [personal profile] thestarishere
And now he doesn't. That's just...weird.

Hope that's not your usual going rate.

[All the faces.]

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lovely spam

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seriously. WHO DOES THAT, YOU WHACKO. D:

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Date: 2012-07-28 09:42 pm (UTC)
timesbureaucrat: (HS--sigh)
From: [personal profile] timesbureaucrat
[All the cautious uneasiness.]

So, if there was someone I liked...

I don't want any rubbish love potions or anything like that. If they like me just for magic reasons, it's not worth it.

[For someone who's smart, Narvin sometimes makes very stupid decisions. Even talking about this with Prefect is one of them.]

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Date: 2012-07-28 10:22 pm (UTC)
timesbureaucrat: (HS--scarf)
From: [personal profile] timesbureaucrat
I can't tell you. You might tell someone else and then word might get back to this person. [And that would be completely mortifying.]

We'd need a contract first that says that you can't tell anyone ever. That, I don't know, your tongue will turn green and your ears will fall off if you tell anyone or something like that. [Narvin is also officious and a bit contract-loving.]

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Date: 2012-07-28 11:57 pm (UTC)
with_my_teacup: (Misc-Beach)
From: [personal profile] with_my_teacup
Cold blooded, sea-child. Cold. [Paulo chuckles.]

Are they so worth having? [Not that his aren't pretty, and he'd miss them ornamenting his human pectorals.]

If you were a river boy, a child of basking shallow waters, maybe you'd be kinder.

Date: 2012-07-29 12:14 am (UTC)
with_my_teacup: (Default)
From: [personal profile] with_my_teacup
Silly boy. My boto family have lived in the rivers as long as there have been humans on the shores; and we aren't nearly as bad as the arapaima for indiscrete eating. My thick cousins can handle the ocean but it's rivers for me.

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Date: 2012-07-29 10:36 am (UTC)
strangehistorian: (Default)
From: [personal profile] strangehistorian
Prefect! You are not authorized to perform spells like that on students!

Date: 2012-07-30 12:10 am (UTC)
strangehistorian: (the confused D:)
From: [personal profile] strangehistorian
You live on our campus, you have to obey the headmaster's rules!

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Date: 2012-07-30 12:23 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage
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[There's a rustle from the forest behind him, so faint that it might have been made by the wind through the trees. But it's followed shortly by the kind of horsey snort that could only have been made by a horse. A huge, majestic white horse, with a flowing mane and tail, and two sculpted heads, each with a tapering horn growing from its forehead. The creature rears, and a rainbow arc across the sky behind it.]

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Date: 2012-07-30 12:39 am (UTC)
twoheadsofcabbage: (Default)
From: [personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage
[The beast plants its front feet back on the ground lightly and gracefully and not on any of his limbs or through any of his internal organs. It paws at the ground with a small silver hoof. One of its heads says:]

If your eyes were water.

[The other continues:]

I'd be lost at sea.

[It swishes its long white tail. Glitter explodes everywhere.]

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